Don't expect to go in here without coming out $500 poorer. Even if you are "too old" to wear lingerie yourself you may end up buying something luxurious for your daughters.
To the tune of Gilligans' Island...
Sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip;
It started from the SF Bay area... aboard a large airship.
The son-in-law was a mighty drinkin' man,
the father partially deaf,
Five family members set out that day,
for a vacation tour, a vacation tour.....
The tempers started getting frayed,
the guide book was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless mom,
the dinner would be lost, the dinner would be lost.
The group took ground on the shore of a great big foreign land,
with Young Dave, and Old Dave too,
the Lawyerette, and her crackberry,
the Littlest Toubab, ole' Snookie and her waving hands,
here on Bostobb's Vacation!
2 comments:
What if you are an old dude who doesn't have any daughters? Do they sell man-gerie?
then you're just a creepy old dude looking at lingerie
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