To the tune of Gilligans' Island...
Sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip;
It started from the SF Bay area... aboard a large airship.
The son-in-law was a mighty drinkin' man,
the father partially deaf,
Five family members set out that day,
for a vacation tour, a vacation tour.....
The tempers started getting frayed,
the guide book was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless mom,
the dinner would be lost, the dinner would be lost.
The group took ground on the shore of a great big foreign land,
with Young Dave, and Old Dave too,
the Lawyerette, and her crackberry,
the Littlest Toubab, ole' Snookie and her waving hands,
here on Bostobb's Vacation!